signs that you need a new job/lover/you

after a heinous work day i returned to the comfort of a large martini, a pack of oreos and the better part of a pack of chips. as i spiraled downwards in a haze of fury, self pity, and ultimately laziness (normal people with more energy and ambition would be blazing the job sites by now), i started googling spy guy for fun.

i typed in his (unusual) surname and hometown and then realized i inadvertently discovered his wife's name. slamming the laptop shut (after clicking on about 10 pages of 'next'), it occurred to me despite being a kick-ass girl, i'm lacking in the guts department.

otherwise, i would tear people to shreds, all would fear me and i would rule the work world. also i'd stop this ridiculous crush on spy guy, and give one last, whole hearted and enthusiastic push to my existing relationship before deciding if i'm in or out.